Pet owner to puppy…

” Prince, there’s Ella ! This time don’t get too frisky or she’ll run away. Girls don’t like it if you look desperate.”

 

” OK, you win. I’ll walk you for another 10 minutes but I get to stay in bed 10 minutes later tomorrow morning.”

 

” Let’s get going. We are late for your grooming appointment. You want to look pretty, don’t you?”

 

” No, we aren’t going into Petco today. You have a playdate with Coco.”

 

” Max, at the corner make a left. We are almost at your favorite place to have an ice cream.”